George Michael found slumped over in car, again

CNN article. The best part:

The singer’s partner, Kenny Goss, told The Sun that Michael had nothing to say. “He’s fine and I’ve got him a McDonald’s,” he said.

I hope by “a McDonald’s” he either meant a) ownership of a McDonald’s franchise, which would bring him some extra cash every year; or b) the Big Breakfast. Mickey D’s has good breakfast stuff, but most of the other menu items are likely to make a person feel worse than being slumped over in car, again.

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One Response to “George Michael found slumped over in car, again”

  1. Brian Says:

    I am just trying to keep out of my mind all the bad things that could be ment by giving old Georgie “A McDonalds”. I am not up on my gay partner lingo.

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